Robot.

Five simple rules for happiness/ How to live like a F*****G robot:

1. Free your heart from hatred.

2. Free your mind from worries.

3. Live simply.

4. Give more.

5. Expect less.

TIME IS A MORON

 Time is a moron , when its good it tries to run away as fast as possible as if its a Cheetah and when its not, it stays with you as long as it can stay with you and never seems to go away. When you are waiting for someone time starts to move like a snail and when you are sitting in the examination room and you desperately need time to think and write, time sits in a Quad-turbocharged Bugatti veyron and hits the gas like the FBI, ISI and CIA all three are after it.

Sometimes the way time acts, drives me crazy. When I am sitting in the most boring maths class and I don't have a single idea what's going on, time moves like a sloth and pushes me to the verge of exploding like RDX. And when you have nothing to do and you are bored like Hell, time dies away due to hypothermia(death due to freezing).

So I have come to the conclusion that time is a mean and selfish entity that moves in a speed which it prefers and never lets you enjoy life in the way you want to enjoy it. Sometimes it does allow you to enjoy your life but then it runs like Hell and takes your happiness away with itself. So the main and last point is that that TIME IS A BLOODY MORON.  

     Time's Personal Car

but time is also a remedy which heals both inwardly and outwardly wounds so I must say that time is not a complete moron. It is sometimes bad, sometimes good but its never totally bad or totally good.

Life a plate of Biryani!

When we look at life, you can say that is a set of events that leads one to his or her:

But there are many others ways also to look at life, and one of them is to view life as a Big Plate of Biryani!!!! 

If you don't get the idea then I can very easily explain it to you. So take it this way, the Rice in your plate is the amount of life you have and every spoon of Rice you eat is a day. Every ingredient present in the dish can be compared to a feeling, moment or event:

1) Chicken: Without chicken, Biryani can not even be called Biryani. Eating Biryani without it is a waste of precious time. It can be compared to the best memories and moments of our life. Without it, life would be very very boring. Biryani khai aur boti nahi mili tou mein tou kahun ga kay bhai app ki Biryani zaya gai.

2) Cardamom: This is the little THING which ruins the whole morsel and make you go at least half mad if not full. It can be compared to the irritating and boring events of your life and the moments you truly hate and you prefer to forget them ASAP.

3) Clove: This spice is a brother to the cardamom. It approaches you as silently as a tiger approaches a Gazelle and attacks like light and makes you dread the moment when you put THAT THING in your mouth unintentionally. I would compare it to the embarrassing times of our life and the failures from which we learn priceless lessons.

4) Potatoes: its good to have them but you can enjoy your biryani even without them. They can be seen as "Desires" and not "Necessities". You can live without your desires being fulfilled but can't live without your necessities being taken care of.   

The extras like Raita and salad are also very important but they are not necessary. I would compare these to things we do by going out of our ways and the things we occasionally do out of the ordinary. Sometimes you do these things, sometimes you don't and they are obviously not in your daily routine.         

So every spoon you consume is a day with a mix of everything. Good things, bad thing and everything you can possibly think of.

Well now you know how to look at life as a plate of Biryani and you even know whats happens when you place and swallow the last morsel, YOU DIE! 

So keep eating and never ever throw your plate of rice away cuz that will be suicide!

Dont Give Up.

Abandon the darkness, embrace the Light.

Try harder and the solution shall surely come in sight.

Rebuke wickedness and show the world your might.

Shun what is wrong and do what seems right.

Let your conscience and soul be your guide.

Do not overthink and let the confusion subside.

Don't go on pondering on what has passed away.

Not in the direction of evil let your heart sway.

Let not your opportunity fly away today, in the hopes of tomorrow.

Or later you may regret your actions and cry in sorrow.

At this very moment, your whole being might be in pain.

But be very sure that your efforts will not go in vain.

Underestimating yourself shall not lead to any gain.

Feeling hopeless and downtrodden can only drive you insane.

Today your resources may be mere.

But you never know, life will surprise you when and where.

Be not careless and take of yourself good care.

May you have the strength with which all hardships you may bear. 

These verses came to me out of nowhere, I hope that the people who read it, like it (^_^).

    

Big Bang!

After watching all the 5 seasons I come to the conclusion that I love these guys especially Sheldon Lee Cooper (Jim Parsons). This show was the funniest show I had ever seen. There ain't nothin' you can compare to this show. 

Superb writers

John Grisham

Sydney Sheldon

 James Patterson.

Dan Brown.

Why The Horrible wait :(

Assassin's Creed is one of the best games in the world. I have already finished Assassin's Creed 1, Assassin's Creed 2, Assassin's Creed Brotherhood and the latest part Assassin's Creed Revelations. Assassin's Creed 3 is to be released on October 31st 2012. Oh God! This games is my obsession and the release date of the new game in the series is so close yet so far. Oh God this wait is killing me. I hope the wait ends ASAP :). CANT WAIT x(.